Entertainment of the Week...^_^

A man walks into a bar looking disappointed and carrying a blackbag over one shoulder. He sits down at the bar. The bartender walks up and asks, "What's in the bag?"

The man puts the bag on the bar, reaches in and pulls out a babygrand piano, a small bench and a 12 inch tall man wearing a top hat and a tux with tails. The 12 inch man sits down at the piano and begins playing Beethoven. "That's amazing!" says the bartender, his eyes wide with disbelief.

"Where did he come from?"
The man reaches into the black bag and pulls out a genie lamp. "Rub the lamp", he says pushing the lamp toward the bartender.

The bartender grabs the lamp and begins rubbing it vigorously with his bar rag. Out pops an old, wrinkled genie. "I grant you one wish" he says to the bartender.

"I want a million bucks!" says the bartender. "Done" says the genie and disappears back into the lamp. Suddenly a duck appears on the bar with a poof. Then another....and another. They appear on the bar stools....on the tables....on theBudweiser sign on the wall.

POOF....POOF....POOF.Thousands....tens of thousands of ducks begin to fill up the bar! "Sh*t"! shouts the bartender. "I didn't say ducks!" he yells, "I said bucks!!!"

The man at the bar looks at the bartender, "You think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"