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-- Employer's Terminologies --

"APPLY IN PERSON"
If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.

"SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE"
You'll need it to replace three people who just left.

"COMPETITIVE SALARY"
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

"SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED"
Some time each night and some time each weekend.

"MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED"
You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.

"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM"
We have no time to train you.

"CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE"
We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up

"DUTIES WILL VARY"
Anyone in the office can boss you around

"GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS"
Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.

"MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL"
We have no quality control.

"REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS"
You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.

"NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE"
We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.

"PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST"
You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.

"CAREER-MINDED"
Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).